Fish u never see before صور سمكة غريبة لم يراها احد من قبل

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Elephant

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant; Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it.

He'd never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet off the ground.

So he started a contest: entry was $10, and the first person to get the elephant to jump with all 4 feet off the ground would get $50,000.

All sorts of people tried, but nobody could get the elephant to jump.

Finally, this little guy arrives in a limousine. He's carrying a baseball bat. He walks up to the elephant, swings the bat, and crunches the elephant's balls pretty badly. Needless to say, the elephant jumps, and the owner pays out the $50,000.

Unfortunately, the owner had barely collected enough to cover the prize, so he ran another contest. He'd never seen an elephant swing its head back and forth as if to say, "no"

Same deal as before: $10 per entry, $50,000 prize. Lots of people try and fail.

Then the little guy shows up in his limousine again, pulls out his bat, and walks up to the elephant. He says, "Remember me?"

The elephant nods yes.

The man says holds up his bat and says, "Want me to use this again?"

The elephant nods his head rather emphatically no.

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Modern & Creative Lamps

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“More than a simple light source, each model is created as a luminous sculpture, from which emanates a unique atmosphere. These materials participate as much as the shapes to the singularity of each model, as well as to its identity and open a door on a magical universe where tactile feelings, well being and interior voyage are mingled together. Metal, paper, plexiglas or polymer, the materials are grey, white, transparent or sanded. The boreal lightness of the leds adds to each model a stroke of mystery and freshness.”

Ghost chat

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator.

Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.

1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man.

One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.

I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing.

Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!

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Horsback riding

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.


The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.


Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.


Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.

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When u find someone

If U find a friend better than me, Go Ahead.... I wont Stop u!

But when he/she leaves u, Look behind....

I will be there to...
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Slap U....

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I love ur attitude of being positive & make others of being so but it can b so dangerous 4 u. U know why ???

GUESS ???

NO !!!

GUESS AGAIN ?????

NO ONCE AGAIN !!!!!

OK HAAR MAAN Lee

IN CASE OF HIV

IF U R & U R TRYNG 2 MAKE OTHERS, SO BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME OF BEING +VE.

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A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.

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WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE

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